Tuesday, June 2, 2009

My 100th post...

And probably the hundredth time I have shared these crazy Chaserisms! They are never ending! Oh, Chaser- you kill me with laughter! I love it! You are so funny. I can't say it enough!
Kool-Aid Cheeks

I had the cutest conversation one evening with Chase. I wish I had it recorded. It was so cute. I had been working in the yard all day and that evening I went to take a bath to soak my achin' muscles. Usually I only get a shower, so Chase came in and our conversation went as follows:
Chase: Mommy, why are you taking a bath?
Me: Because I am so sore from working hard all day.

Chase: Where do you hurt?

Me: My back hurts, my legs hurt, and my tailbone really hurts. (I've broken it twice-ouch!)

Chase got the most surprised look on his face and burst out laughing:
" Mommy, you DON'T have a tailbone!!!"
Me: Yes, I really do!

Chase (so tickled): Mommy, you're tricking me!

Me: NO, really, I do!

Chase: "Mommy, you're joking! You have to have a tail to have a tailbone!

Each time I would say it, he would laugh and laugh. It was the cutest, most tickled laugh I ever heard. It was precious! Something so innocent- so funny!
We went to the ballpark last week and Chase wanted a snow-cone. I told him that I didn't have any money. I had no cash on me. Chase just looked at me and said, "Mommy, you need a cash cow!" Chase loves to be naked. Always has. Remember his "none-derware?" One day he wanted to come outside with me and I told him he'd need to go get dressed. Livvy's sweater was right inside the door, so he quickly put it on. When he came back out, I was the one laughing this time. Such a boy! Clothing is such a necessary evil!

Chase has learned since I am not going to give up my camera, instead of dodging it, he will just make funny faces at me!
Chaser came to me the other day and whimpering said," Mommy, Braydon hit me as hard as he could in the leg!" (boys, I tell ya!)
Braydon piped in, "Mommy he kicked me first really hard!"

Chase: That doesn't mean you should do it back!

Touche' :)
As I was going to drop off some treats for the ladies I visit teach, Sommer and Chase were with me and were helping me. When I went to one person's house, they asked who it was b/c they didn't know this sister. I told them that she didn't usually come out to church but we are still neighbors and friends. Chase (the child who every Sunday cries that he doesn't want to go to church!) replied, "They better go to church or Satan's gonna get 'em!"

Seriously, Where does he come up with these things? We've never told him that!

Lastly, on Mother's Day, Sommer began asking Wade what he'd like for Father's Day.
Wade said: How 'bout a big hug and a kiss?
Chase said: I know what you can have for Father's Day. A big kick in the pants- and that's all you get!
Funny coming from the big-time Daddy's boy! :)
Chase, please don't grow up so quickly! I am just having sooo much fun with you!


The Lowerys said...

Chase is so funny! :) I love reading all that you write about him!

Ace said...

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

LOVE the sweater.
How, oh how did he manage that one?

Chaser, you are right up my alley kiddo!